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Also I don’t see enough white feminists giving credit to Nicki Minaj beyond the interview of her doing her eyeliner.  Did you guys forget that she recognized and IDed as cisgender, and recognized that vagina does not equal womanhood, when she called herself a “woman with vagina.”  And that asshole talk show host laughed and said “as opposed to a women without one?” and she gave him a the meanest look and said “yes.” We need to gif that. 

Giveaway Time!


hey lgbtq+ kids wanna play a game where u play as (past the character creation screen) an entirely gender-neutral protagonist fukkin around in space w/ your bisexual buddies killing aliens ?


heres ur chance to own Saints Row IV and play a game that is exactly that! its amazing what current gaming technology can allow for us; characters that arent all white and straight (dont let the cover fool u)

im giving away one (1) Steam copy of Saints Row IV Game of the Century Edition on, which means it has all the dlc! even i dont have all the dlc! 

the game is very comical but theres a great story in there too, if youre willing to suspend your disbelief enough to accept “the president is a gang leader and then they and their crew get abducted by aliens and end up in a simulated version of their old city and then they decide to take down the alien overlord who put them there”.

it’s not Shakespeare, basically (its way better than Shakespeare) but its incredibly fun. guaranteed to make u happy. a lot of people call it “GTA on #drugs”. i hate those people. 


  • this giveaway is for lgbtq+ people only

  • reblog to enter. reblog as many times as u want (tumblr only counts it once) but dont go overboard dont be that person

  • if u wanna boost then make sure to tag it #signal boost !
  • u dont have to follow me but if u dont ur totally missing out im amazing

  • giveaway ends 20th August bcs thats when the new issue of Ghost Rider comes out and ill get distracted



  • feel free to contact me if you want to know about any trigger warnings! 

  • if you havent played the other games…. please play the other games… (theyre really good)

  • if you already own a copy of SRIV dont enter i mean cmon 

  • send me asks about w/e if u wanna

  • yes, i do take this series incredibly seriously

thats probably everything. yeah. free video games! 


Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”


everybody when harry tweets




So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass


if this isnt how my love life starts i will be extremely disappointed  

Anonymous asked: Do you have tips for giving a good blowjob


fucking punch it


when u find someone else into the same really disgusting things as you


The fist official pictures of The Avengers: Age of Ultron.



you’re such an ass catdad

Ohmygod this is hilarious


this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling